10 Smartphone Commandments*

 

 

1)    You shall not take the BlackBerry to any table with food on it or family around it.  A Blackberry is not a fruit, nor does it come from a tree.

 2)    You shall not use the I-Phone as reading material in the event of insomnia.  It will only worsen your situation.

 3)    You shall not break up via Droid with a significant other.  (e.g.) “I don’t think our relationship is working out”)

 4)    You shall not leave the Blackberry on full notification mode while at home.  It is not a Pavlovian device.

 5)    You shall not check the I-Phone as if it were your baby.  It will not cry or stop breathing.

 6)    You shall not confuse number of e-mails and text messages with self-worth.

7)    You shall do everything possible to misplace your Droid on weekends.  “There’s No Place Like Home” will never be the tagline for the Verizon company.

8)    You shall remember that a BlackBerry is not a body appendage.  It is a device that does not work well in restrooms or check out lines

9)    You shall refrain from bringing the I-Phone to events involving family interaction.  Extraneous dialogue with this contraption in lieu of real conversations suggests addiction.

 10)     You shall never, ever, ever bring the Blackberry to bed.  Do this and you are BlackBuried!

 * Pink Magazine, October 2008 – By Joey Reiman, adapted by Nancy Reece

Unplugged and Free

The other day I was heading to an all day session with the National Speakers Association, and I realized about two miles from my home that I had forgotten my Smartphone.   I was running too late to go back and get it, so I just went on.  Something profound happened that day – I experienced freedom.  It was delightful to drive and not also be talking or thinking about who I needed to call.   I just enjoyed the day – unplugged and free.

 In 2003, the University of Utah did a study comparing drunk drivers to cell phone users. We weren’t texting then like we do today, so this was just talking on the phone.  They gave the alcohol group enough orange juice and 40% vodka to reach .08 BAC and then had them drive a course in a simulator.  They had cell phone users – with no alcohol – do the same.  You guessed it.  The cell phone users had greater impairment than those who were drunk – even with a head set.  They had more accidents than the baseline drivers or the drunk drivers.

 Distraction is a terrible thing.  Whether distracted in work, in driving, or in faith, losing our focus is dangerous – for ourselves and others.  Distracted workers make mistakes more, distracted drivers crash more, and distracted believers sin more.  So unplug that Smartphone while you drive, turn off your email reminder, and experience freedom.  It will change your life.   It may also save your life!

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